Thursday, May 10, 2007

I am posh, apparently.

UNPOSH SECTION

▪ [] Lived in a terraced house
▪ [] Lived in a council house
▪ [] Don't have a back garden
▪ [] Shared a room with brother/sister
▪ [x] Went to a state primary school
▪ [x] Went to a state secondary school
▪ [] Left school at 16
▪ [x] Own Reebok clothing
▪ [x] Own tracksuit bottoms
▪ [] Own Burberry clothing
▪ [] Own a football shirt
▪ [x] Own Fred Perry clothing
▪ [] Own Puma clothing
▪ [] Have done graffiti
▪ [x] Used overdraft on bank account
▪ [] Shop in Asda/Lidl/Aldi/Morrisons
▪ [x] Shopped in TK Maxx
▪ [x] Shopped in Matalan
▪ [] Smoker
▪ [] Use 'prick/wanker' regularly
▪ [] Have a tattoo
▪ [] Piercing [not ears]
▪ [] Drink Lager/Cider
▪ [] Parent(s) is/are unemployed
▪ [] Parent who earns under £15,000 a year
▪ [] Both parents earn under £15,000 a year
▪ [] Parent(s) in Trade Unions
▪ [] House has fewer than 3 bedrooms
▪ [] Live in an urban area
▪ [] Don't own a car
▪ [] Own a car older than K reg
▪ [] Support a football club
▪ [] Member of a Snooker club
▪ [x] Own a bike
▪ [x] Been on a Caravan holiday
▪ [] Had summer holiday in Britain more than abroad
▪ [] Been to Lanzarote
▪ [] Been to Costa Del Sol
▪ [x] Been to Blackpool
▪ [x] Have/had a minimum wage job
▪ [] Microwave meals every night
▪ [x] Eat GM food
▪ [] Use the term 'Prep/Jock/Rah' as derisory
▪ [] Hate posh people more than chavs
▪ [x] Parent votes Labour/Lib Dem
▪ [x] Use the NHS
▪ [] Both parents vote labour/Lib Dem
▪ [] Believe tax system favours the rich
▪ [] Hate Margaret Thatcher
▪ [] Love Karl Marx

TOTAL: 15
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POSH SECTION

▪ [] Went to a private primary school
▪ [] Private secondary school
▪ [] Parent is a millionaire
▪ [x] Parent owns a business
▪ [x] Parent is a lawyer
▪ [] Parent is a doctor
▪ [] Parent who earns over £50,000 a year
▪ [] Both parents earn over £50,000 a year
▪ [x] Parents live in a detached house
▪ [x] En-suite bathroom
▪ [] Have a games room
▪ [] Own Jack Wills clothing
▪ [] Designer clothing
▪ [x] Own an item of clothing worth over £100
▪ [x] Savings account with over £5,000
▪ [x] Have your own car
▪ [] Own house/flat
▪ [x] Mobile phone
▪ [x] Ipod
▪ [x] Own tuxedo/prom dress
▪ [] Play an instrument
▪ [] Expensive perfume/aftershave
▪ [x] Shop in Sainsburys/Waitrose
▪ [] Drink Ale/Gin and Tonic
▪ [] Call your parents 'Mummy/Daddy'
▪ [x] Use 'crap/damn' regularly
▪ [] Have a double-barrelled surname
▪ [] Live in the countryside
▪ [x] Parents own a 4x4
▪ [x] Parents own a Mercedes/Jaguar/BMW/Porsche/Audi etc
▪ [x] Parents house has more than 3 bedrooms
▪ [x]Parents have a guest room
▪ [] Member of a gym
▪ [] Have private healthcare
▪ [] Member of a golf club
▪ [] Support a Rugby club
▪ [] Do Yoga/Pilates
▪ [x] Been to America
▪ [] Been to Australia
▪ [] Been to Africa
▪ [x] Had summer holidays abroad more than in Britain
▪ [] Eat some organic food
▪ [x] Home cooked meals almost every night
▪ [x] Use the term 'Chav/Pikey/Pleb' as derisory
▪ [x] Hate chavs more than posh people
▪ [x] Parent votes Conservative
▪ [] Both parents vote Conservative
▪ [x] Believe there are too many immigrants in UK
▪ [] Like Margaret Thatcher.
▪ [] Hate Karl Marx

Total: 23

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