Quiz...

...from Phil.

1. Can you cook? Yes

2. What was your dream growing up? [Or to what did you aspire?] To be rich, and a TV newsreader.

3. What talent do you wish you had? To be able to play the piano.

4. [What is your] F [f]avo[u]rite place? Erm, in my car?

5. [What is your] F [f]avo[u]rite actor? Patrick Stewart

6. What was the last book you read more than once? The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole

7. What zodiac sign are you? Aries

8. [Do you have] A [a]ny T [t]attoos and/or P [p]iercings? Yuck - no!

9. [What is your]W [w]orst H [h]abit? Erm, chewing my nails.

10. [What is your] F [f]avo[u]rite snack? Kettle chips!

11. What is your favo[u]rite sport? Tennis, perhaps.

12. Do you have a Negative [pessimistic] or O [o]ptimistic attitude [nature]? Optimistic, definitely.

13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Wait to be rescued...

14. [What was the] B [b]est thing to ever happen to you? Getting into Cambridge.

15. Tell me one weird fact about you[rself]. Erm, I hate bananas.

16. Do you have any pets? No.

17. Do you know how to do the Macarena? I used to, and there's a video of me teaching a new year's eve party to do it in 1997.

18. What time is it where you are now? 14:14

19. Do you think [that] clowns are cute or scary? Neither - stupid. But more scary than cute.

20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? Make my nose smaller.

21. Would you be my partner in crime or my conscience? [n.b. I don't know what this one's supposed to mean either!] Definitely your conscience.

22. What colo[u]r eyes do you have? Blue.

23. [Have you] E [e]ver been arrested? [All answers in five part harmony with full orchestration if possible please.] Nope.

24. Bottle or Draft [draught]? Bottle (though for me I will assume it refers to coke, not beer).

25. If you won $10,000 dollars [£5,133.64] today, what would you do with it? Put it in my bank, and stroke my balance. And buy a 15-inch MacBook Pro.

26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew? Hate gum - makes me ill!

27. What's your favo[u]rite bar to hang at? Surely I should hang out at a bar? Erm, The Anchor, maybe?

28. Do you believe in ghosts? No, most certainly not.

29. [What is your] F [f]avo[u]rite thing to do in your spare time? Surf the net!

30. Do you swear a lot? Fuck yeah!

31. [What is your] B [b]iggest pet peeve? That faculty staff feel that by their status they have carte blanche to talk audibly in the library.

32. In one word, how would you describe yourself? Sensible.

33. In one word, how would you describe me? ASNaC

34. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you [or indeed for any other reason]?